15 signs you need to go on a diet

Dixi — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:56:38 +0000

Some people will be offended by this.. Hey people ! You should begin dieting !

01. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever.

02. You are judged even though you’re the judge.

03. Your arm and back together looks like an ass.

04. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough.

05. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja.

Fat Man’s Dance

Dixi — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:45:07 +0000

A fat guy dancing on “Single Ladies” by Beyonce.. Fat Man in Da House !